Confirmed: Jake P Will Be on Bachelor Pad, Vienna Says Jake Would Not Be (Gasp) Intimate With Her!

Crazy rumors are flying around tonight about the reasons behind Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi's break up.  I really should be sleeping right now, but how is someone supposed to get any sleep when there's all this information out there?

Here's what I learned: a very demure and soft spoken Vienna (she's using her baby voice from Jake's season) did an interview with Entertainment Tonight.  According to Vienna, Jake would not be intimate with her.  She said she realized a month into their relationship that they should not be engaged.  Apparently Jake went on a meat-free diet, which at first Vienna supported.  Then, once she realized that she was Grade A meat and that Jake's diet included avoiding her, she was pissed.  She wrote him a dump letter on a yellow legal pad and returned the engagement ring.  She claims she did not cheat, that Jake has a mean side to him and that she dumped him via letter because she was afraid he would convince her to stay.

In a People magazine interview, Jake states that he actually dumped Vienna via phone and she was jealous of his success and lazy.  Who knows if the truth will ever be known.  Suffice it to say, she won't be keeping a clean house for him and putting supper on the table (as her father promised him during his hometown date visit) any time soon.

In related news, Chris Harrison confirmed that Jake will be on The Bachelor Pad. In case you had any doubt as to whether Jake P wants love over fame, Jake's decision to mend his heart in The Bachelor Pad, should answer any questions.  What will poor Tenley and Gia do? They will certainly fight for him to the bone unless they get scooped up by the others.  If you believe Vienna's side of the story, that means that Jake is a) on the other team; b) just wasn't that into her or c) was initially into her, but then realized he wasn't that into her but enjoyed the fame so stuck it through.  If you read the recent Tweets from Jake and Vienna, you will see that as recently as a few days ago, they were still exchanging and posting lovey dovey tweets about the other.  So this break up is definitely shocking to most people.

On the bright side, we may get to see Tenley perform an encore edition of her interpretative love dance for Jake.  Then they could dance right off to Dancing With the Stars together.