Next Bachelorette - Going to Be Announced on Jimmy Kimmel

Makeover done by ABC in preparation for my new job as Bachelorette??

OMG, do I need to stay up until midnight to find out who the next Bachelorette is? I thought Chantal was a shoe-in, but now that she's already got a new man, she's probably out of the running.  Plus, she didn't seem like she was over Brad (unfortunately for her new boyfriend). And if the show starts airing on May 23rd, the show must have started shooting already.  So who did they pick?

Must be Ashley H.  Or if they really wanted to spice things up, they'd choose Michelle. But the masses would go crazy.  I think Shawntel N would be another great option - but not sure the mainstream single dudes out there would be comfortable marrying a funeral director.  Of course, they might make an exception for Shawntel - hottest funeral director ever since Nate Fischer on Six Feet Under.

Alright, need to go set up the studio in our living room so we can record our After The Final Rose After Party Video Review.  I can't believe I only have about 2 months to get ready for the next season.  Usually, I have 5-6 months in  between shows.  This should give me time to track Brad and Emily's relationship, work on my book, and give you all the latest Bachelor/Bachelorette news in between.

I'm emotionally drained from tonight.  How are you taking the news so far??